- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Love you Joss Whedon you evil bastard youI just read this very interesting article:
Why Loki Won in the Avengers.
Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE POST EVER.
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHILE READING THIS.
SO.
BRILLIANT.
SO BRILLIANT.
IT’S REALLY THERE:
ONCE AGAIN, REASONS WHY JOSS WHEDON IS YOUR GOD.
Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.
Thank you Mr. President!
(Source: somethingveryodd)



